whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

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ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

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BRITTANY PIERCE SPECIAL:
Bad/Inappropriate performances

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pxlbyte:

Classic Zelda Cookies

You can click that read more to order your own or get the recipe. 

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this-is-chris-colfers-world:

cabchaser:

toxeh:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

I’m giggling like an idiot help. 

oh u germany

and these aren’t even the worst, trust me

(Source: polynumerous)

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dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

(Source: caleb-denecour)

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disneyaddictgirl:

musermatt:

laugh-addict:

when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with

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when someone tells you incorrect information about something you’re obsessed with

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Anastasia is a Disney princess

(Source: lifewasted)

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